War of the Worlds: Goliath (2012)

Today on Movie Russian Roulette, Alex watches a fanfiction movie.

if this shit won awards, i'm sober right now

Overview: Fifteen years after Welles' original War of the Worlds, humanity's only hope against another Martian invasion is a steampunk XCOM knockoff commanded by a random Russian and Teddy Roosevelt. In 1914. Yes, Cracked, I can hear you creaming yourself from here.

Message from Space (1978)

Today on Movie Russian Roulette, Alex realizes that Japan made crappy movies around the 80s as well.

SO FANTASTIC

Overview: Japan sees Star Wars and decides, "Hey we can do that too!" just like Star Crash in Italy. Except... it's Japan, so things get a little... weird. As in "magical nuts choose the heroes who will save an alien race." Longtime readers should know that, sadly, I'm not kidding.