Battle Beyond the Stars (1980)

Today on Movie Russian Roulette, I sat through Battle Beyond the Stars, a delightful film that... oh wait, it's on this blog. No. It's terrible.

The lower-middle class man's Star Wars.

Crimetime (1996)

Today on Movie Russian Roulette, I take a look at Crimetime, a movie that is sadly not about a TV station in an alternate reality that features overly emotional movies about hardworking single mother career criminals just trying to show their daughters how to get ahead in the world.

Yes, Stephen Baldwin does look that coked-out for the entire movie. It's beautiful.

Maternal Instincts (1996)

Today on Movie Russian Roulette, we look at Maternal Instincts, a movie so awful I am convinced even calling it a "Lifetime Original Movie" is giving it too much credit.

Alternate tagline from me: "She couldn't bring life into the world... so she brought death!"