Sunday, May 18, 2014

Brick Mansions (2014)

Today on Movie Russian Roulette, I take a look at Brick Mansions, which restored my faith in my hobby after my viewing (and subsequent attempt to write a post about) of The Starving Games. (Short version on Games: it's bad, never give it your money in any way, and not even I think it's worth watching. It is an abortion against all good taste and does not even have ironic redeeming qualities.)

Anyway, this movie. This was a new experience in bad moviegoing for me. It was new enough that I was actually able to catch it at a movie theater, which meant I had to maintain a minimum level of sobriety through the experience. Terrifying.
Paul Walker died for your drunk driving sins

Friday, May 2, 2014

It Could Happen to You (1994)

Today on Movie Russian Roulette, we take a look at It Could Happen to You, a romantic comedy starring, yes, Nicolas Cage. What could possibly go wrong?
ALLLLVA. ALLLLVA!